
Certain unnamed friend, notice the Dutch forehead
It has come to my attention there is a name attached to what I am doing. I am currently not shaving for several weeks in order to grow out a beard. During this time, I will not be cutting my hair either. A certain unnamed friend (see above file photo) has told me this is called the 'Dirty Man Challenge'. Such an annotation is correct in the sense that it is a challenge of manliness. However, calling it the 'Dirty Man Challenge' is not accurate.
I want to make something clear: Men with beards are manlier than others without. The term is 'rugged' not dirty. There's a real difference. Below is the face of my rugged self:
I want to make something clear: Men with beards are manlier than others without. The term is 'rugged' not dirty. There's a real difference. Below is the face of my rugged self:
As you can see, I am rugged not dirty. I believe the certain friend who used the term is only jealous because his Dutchness prevents him from growing a respectable beard. When he gorws a beard, it looks like an ill-seeded cornfield.I will continue to grow this beard despite criticisms by jealous people and it will be a great robust beard of epic proportions.
Tyler
2 comments:
Epic proportions....I will believe that when the ladies fall at your feet lol.
And said falling can not be from you tripping them in any way dammit lol.
Your face looks like an poorly kept vagina.
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