Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Beard Blog: 3.5 weeks in

Well it's been a slow week. I have barely grown any more hair and it's becoming frustrating. It's like I am having a facial hair drought. Here are the image updates:

Front:


Right Side:


Left Side:


Neck:


The itching is almost unbearable. I have started using after shave lotion on my face to sooth it, but I still find myself idly itching at times. MUST... LET... IT... GROW!

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Dirty Man Challenge?


Certain unnamed friend, notice the Dutch forehead

It has come to my attention there is a name attached to what I am doing. I am currently not shaving for several weeks in order to grow out a beard. During this time, I will not be cutting my hair either. A certain unnamed friend (see above file photo) has told me this is called the 'Dirty Man Challenge'. Such an annotation is correct in the sense that it is a challenge of manliness. However, calling it the 'Dirty Man Challenge' is not accurate.

I want to make something clear: Men with beards are manlier than others without. The term is 'rugged' not dirty. There's a real difference. Below is the face of my rugged self:

As you can see, I am rugged not dirty. I believe the certain friend who used the term is only jealous because his Dutchness prevents him from growing a respectable beard. When he gorws a beard, it looks like an ill-seeded cornfield.

I will continue to grow this beard despite criticisms by jealous people and it will be a great robust beard of epic proportions.

Tyler